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"make up is false advertisement!"


"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body


So I was in a nostalgic mood about past vma’s and I think for me there was something particularly special about 2005

because like there was themimageand these guysimagebut alsoimageand of course I could NEVER forgetimage

which also gave us this picture image

and these




and of course


and let’s not forget how mcr arrived


in a friggin bank fault


also bonus for fall out boy winning for the iconic “Sugar We’re Going Down”


So yeah 2005 was the year the emo invaded and no one can tell me different

Child, Tuck yourself in bed and let me tell a story of Lemuria, a long lost kingdom. And a girl born for glory. In Austria was crown land ruled by a duke, Aurora was his Daughter. Child of a duchess mysterious, beloved by her father. He raised the girl alone, They were rarely apart. ‘Till the duke felt lonely, And misplaced his heart. It was the Great Friday Before Easter, 1895. Players performed for the duke, His new bride at his side. That night Aurora went to sleep, The fire burned down low. she caught a chill that spread, Her skin was cold as snow. At dawn they found her vacant. Aurora’s light gone out her father wept and pleaded,but there could be no doubt. For all intents and purposes Aurora was dead. And yet… once upon a time, She awoke in a strange land instead.

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